Random Quote #4

Let's set the scene:

My house, a few Sundays ago, approx. 4pm.

The WHOLE family is over (the prequel to my "drunk" post).

3 female family members are helping wash the dishes. They are huddled together. I sneakily poke my head in.
"What are you talking about?" I ask mischieviously.
My blonde family member speaks up without a hint of hesitation, or inhibition.


"Licking, sucking, the clitoris....."

Laughter ensues from all of them. I raise my eyebrows. "Okaaaayyy, well I need to wash the dishes a bit more often."

Random Quote #3

(At work, talking on the phone to Hubbie, being all cute-sy)



"Let me know when you're eating your caramel slice, so I can eat mine at the same time."


Hubbie - "Ohhhh, like phone sex."

Pause.


Me - "Okay, I wasn't going there, but ok."

Random Quote #2

"You left my house before I could cut you more carrots!" I cried into the mobile to Blonde last night.

And we both LOLOL-ed.

Random Quote #1

Random quote of the night.

"I better plug in this computer before it shits itself."

I guess you just had to be there.