Mule Face has done it again

You know, sometimes I wonder if my blog is really just an avenue to vent my frustrations about the world and people in it. I wonder this because when things are going well (as they have been in the last while) I have nothing really to blog about. I don't wanna be a whinge and a depressive nag, but it's hard with people like Mule Face in it.



You remember that letter I 'wrote' to her in my blog, that stupid horsed-face dumbfounded irritable-laughing-hyena bitch from work? Yeah her.


I just walked over to her desk to request something from her, to get some assistance with something I was working on.


I sort of thought to myself as I got up 'come on, just be nice, she'll have to actually muster up some niceness and reply with at least a small amount of human decency.'

So I walked on over to her and said happily "Hi, how's it going?"


She turned to me, with her dull, dead, expression, and said "Yeah?"


Almost flustered now, I started with my work request. I saw she was typing an email, so I said to her "did you want me to just send you an email instead?"


"Yeah, I'm just sending an email."


As I walked off, the nob who sits across from her, who I used to think was a nob until she showed up in our work area, called out "we start finishing off at 4.30." I laughed, it was the only thing I could do, as the only other retort that came to my mind was "half of our department actually are starting at that time," as a side rib that hey, not everyone finishes when you guys do, and you should accomodate for that, dickhead.


I sent the shortest email. No hi. Just bang - request.

The bitch either felt bad (that's assuming she possesses the human quality of compassion) or just wants to cover herself and NOT sound like a bitch in her emails, because she wrote:



Hi,


That is fine.

Thanks for that!

Cheers


Mule Face. (she didn't acutally sign off with 'mule face' but she may as well have)



WOW. An explanation mark, thank you, AND a cheers in one email. Be careful Mule Face you might pull a muscle.


What a stupid bitch. Really. How can you be so rude to someone? Not once but all the time. I wish the others I worked with could see how mean she is. I have done nothing wrong to her, and she just reacts really rudely to me. She's all chummy with my boss, I think that's a side effect of being a Mule - sucking arse.


Take your donkey face elsewhere...... we don't like people with long faces around here.

Dear: Mule Face

Preface

This is for the stupid stone-eyed bitch at work, who doesn't say hello.

Dear: Mule Face



You moved into our work area about a year ago. And from the offset I knew I wouldn't like you.

I was right.

I would walk past you and smile. I didn't know you, but myself not being the most outspoken person, I thought I'd just give you a small smile.

And I got Nothing.

After a few tries I gave up. I would walk right on by you without so much as a glance. Oh, but you would smile and actively talk to other people within my team. Riiiigghhhtttt. Picky, are we?

I thought that maybe I wasn't giving you enough of a chance. I started to think that maybe I didn't know your side of the story. Who was I to judge you? Perhaps you were having a bad day. Perhaps you didn't know how to take me. So I persevered.

A few hello's later, occassional smiles here and there, and I thought you might be ok. Still not my kind of person. But for the sake of the workplace, and sharing the same areas, I thought it best to at least be on "hi" terms.


'Til today.

Who are you, and who gives you the right to be all high and mighty, by choosing to ignore me? Are you deaf? What, cat got your tongue? When I walked into the kitchen, smiled and say "Hi," did you not hear me? Is it due to your donkey-shaped Noddy face that your ears are at odd angles and cannot hear my words? If it weren't for the fact that you actually had skin, I would mistake you for a horse with that stupidly looonnnnggggg face.


Is it your eyes, that look like you've just seen a ghost, every time you see me, that are unable to comprehend my sight? I mean, really, I'm ALMOST fascinated by your stupid gob-smacked, stunned mullet expression every time I see you. What happened to you to make you look like you're in a permanent state of shock 24/7?

Whatever it was, it's really quite unattractive and annoying. Thought you should know.


Is it your "tee hee hee" high-pitched overly girly, flirty and disgustingly grating laugh that makes you immune to hearing more normal and reasonable vocal tones, making you deaf to my greeting?


Or is it just because you are a cow?


Neither. D. All of the above.


So, you stupid mole. Wretched excuse of a person. I refuse to breathe in your presence. I refuse to look at you. And I certainly refuse to acknowledge your company, as I do not condone nor accept your disrespectful ignorant treatment of ME.


Not very kind Regards

Miss S