Monday, November 14, 2011

Happiness Is.... #7

Happiness Is....

Having breakfast with Bubs in our Backyard on a Beautiful Saturday morning. Bliss. :)

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Happiness Is.... #6

Happiness Is....

The best compliment of the year coming from a 9 year-old boy, my nephew. After all, you can't get any more honest than with kids, right?

Playing a game with him on his computer a couple of days ago, I was to help him combine elements to create something else. Hard to explain, but anyway, long story short, on my first go I said to him "pick this, and this."

He clicked both, and the combination of treeant came up. I had just fluked creating a treeant.

He gaped at the computer, turned to me and said in awe "You are epic."

I laughed so hard. That was absolutely, positively, the best thing I've heard in ages. Best compliment ever.

Still smiling now :)

The 'But' Ones

WARNING WARNING WARNING.

Please be alert, alarmed, and on the lookout for the 'But' ones.

No, I am not channelling Sir Mix-a-Lot, this has nothing to do with derrieres.

It's everything to do with another category I like to call 'annoying people.'

There aren't many out there, however when in contact with one, it's important to know what you're looking for so that you can make a quick escape. If in contact with more than one, I suggest you run screaming for the hills.

Identifying factors of this minority group include phrases like this:

"But I think you should have done this."

"But you should be upset with yourself, not her."

"But what about your travel time?"

"But what if he takes you for a ride?"

"But that doesn't matter."

"But that's wrong!"

As you can see from the above, the clearest most identifying factor of this sub-category annoying group is the use of the word 'But.' Not only do they use the term at the beginning of all of their sentences, but the conclusion and intention of all their words is to oppose whatever it is you are saying, no matter what it is.

Other identifyings attributes of this group that don't necessary include the word 'but,' however are minor clues that you may have a problem case on your hands, include:

- vague acknowledgement of your acheivements, to the point of a faint nod or changing of the topic

- turning the attention back to themselves after you've finished speaking, every chance they get

- an arrogant, superior attitude, that they are more experienced/smarter/better than you are

All of these identifying traits point to a species that needs to downplay the acheivements, views and general preferences of others in order to retain a sense of self-worth and importance. They are a highly immature species, their developmental stage seemingly stuck in an adolescent period; this is why they are unable to praise or give attention to others, they are highly selfish and want it all to themselves.

Their irrational behaviours stem from a deep insecurity that they are not important enough: their lack of development means it is especially unlikely that they are able to progress through this vulnerability on their own terms, and any support or guidance offered to them by others to help change will only be strongly refuted, as they are very stubborn, in keeping with their adolescent traits.

Due to their impossible natures, they are only ever able to find another 'But' one as a mate. Subsequently, together these mates may or may not produce further 'But' young. Here the chances are 50/50 that the young will follow in their parents footsteps. The young who are brainwashed from little will have little chances of escaping the domineering attitudes of their parents. The others may break away from their parents' pull in their teenage years, in the heartbreaking realisation that their parents are too egotistical, domineering and uptight to deal with. These courageous ones will be away to get away and make a brand new life for themselves, and will live their lives as a polar opposite to what they've been told growing up.

It is with the latter young group that we hope the future will be. As 'But' one mates with 'But' one, and they produce potential 'But' young, we can only hope that the young will have the hindsight and smarts to object to their parents rules, and make a fresh start for their generation.

The only hope is for the extinction of the 'But' ones. They are too impossible to manage. In hoping for a Darwinian-type world, a slow phasing out of their kind, via their young turning their backs to them, will be the only way to escape.

Extinction is the key.



And now to counter with a dose of, what else but....

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Engagements and Weddings are coming out of my ar - .... ahem, behind - PART 2

Yes, there are more. As if there were not enough already, and with both of my friends' engagements behind us now, I can confirm more details of engagement/wedding joy impending on us.

THE DEFINITES

- The wedding that was confirmed for this month has now been postponed 'til Jan next year. That I don't mind, because October is always so busy for us, and January is super boring. So it evens things up a bit.

- This upcoming weekend we have an engagement - family friend on my side who announced her engagement not long ago.

- My friend is having her wedding in May, as previously confirmed.
- On the same weekend as above friend, Hubbie's 2nd cousin is also having his wedding. On the SAME weekend. Geez people. Hoping he picks the Sunday, as above friend is already confirmed for the Saturday.
- Red is having hers November next year.
- The week after Red's is Hubbie's best mate's wife's bro who is getting married to a relative of Hubbie's.

THE MAYBES

- 2 cousins of mine, both who haven't made dates as yet
- The above mentioned family friend will most likely have her wedding next year
- Just a couple days ago we heard that (deep breath) Hubbie's best mate's wife's brother's FIANCE (also known as Hubbie's relative) her brother has just announced his engagement. Phew! So that wedding may happen next year too. And an engagement may precede that also, all depending....
- Another cousin of Hubbie's who lives overseas, has met a man who lives in Australia, and they will most likely be moving here. They have filled in the relevant paperwork, and again, a wedding should definitely follow.

See how, when it rains it freaking pours cats and dogs????

AFTERWORD

I wrote this a couple of days ago before I posted it today. As Murphy's Law would have it, one of my above cousins who I said is most likely to get married next year, Legs, well she emailed me to say they have broken up. Without going into the specifics, she isn't going to wait for somebody who suddenly doesn't know what they want, as heartbreaking as it is. I feel so badly for her. It was kind of obvious things weren't right, and for a while now both families have been at it, but to come to this was something I never expected of them.

And he seemed the best match for her. Obviously not.

And then I hear my other cousin is already into the (completely outdated and domineering) habit of putting down his fiance in front of other family members. Like really? He's turning into his Dad who he despises so much. Let's see how long this one will take.

Sounds like my side of the family won't be contributing to any matrimonial bliss for a while yet......